Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute… [...]

Here’s some True Help Desk Stories that I received from email Customer: “Uhh…I need help unpacking my new PC.” Tech Support: “What exactly is the problem?” Customer: “I can’t open the box.” Tech Support: “Well, I’d remove the tape holding the box closed and go from there.” Customer: “Uhhhh…ok, thanks….” Tech Support: “Ok, in the [...]