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		<title>Study Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 07:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about a Study Fail! uh oh.. another anti-study kid Lol.. well he/she&#8217;s got the calculation right anyway.. XD _____________________________________________]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Talk about a Study Fail!<br />
<img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/study-fail.jpg" alt="study fail Study Fail"  title="Study Fail" /></h3>
<p>uh oh.. another anti-study kid <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' title="Study Fail" />  Lol..</p>
<p>well he/she&#8217;s got the calculation right anyway.. XD<br />
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		<title>Rhinoceros escapes from its cage in Zoo in Florida</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 14:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How fun would that be to be walking through the zoo and all of a sudden you see a huge 4000 pound rhino that escaped! Now that is a zoo! That is what actually happened the other day at a Florida zoo. According to this article (Huge rhinoceros escapes from cage at Florida zoo) a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How fun would that be to be walking through the zoo and all of a sudden you see a huge 4000 pound rhino that escaped! Now that is a zoo!</p>
<p>That is what actually happened the other day at a Florida zoo.</p>
<div id="attachment_778" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 390px"><img class="size-full wp-image-778" style="margin: 7px;" title="rhinoceros escapes from florida zoo" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/rhinoceros-escapes-from-florida-zoo.jpg" alt="rhinoceros escapes from florida zoo Rhinoceros escapes from its cage in Zoo in Florida" width="380" height="253" /><p class="wp-caption-text">rhinoceros escapes from florida zoo</p></div>
<p>According to this article (<a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/From-the-news-wires/2010/0511/Huge-rhinoceros-escapes-from-cage-at-Florida-zoo">Huge rhinoceros escapes from cage at Florida zoo</a>) a Rhino named Archie found himself free&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Workers at the Jacksonville Zoo and Gardens spent about five hours trying to get a 4,000-pound rhinoceros back in his cage.</p>
<p>Archie was out of his overnight stall when employees showed up for work Thursday morning. He had escaped once before, years ago, and was lured back to his cage with food.</p>
<p>Craig Miller, the zoo&#8217;s curator of mammals, says the food didn&#8217;t work this time.</p>
<p>About 20 zoo workers corralled Archie in the elephant compound and sedated him. Then he was led down a service road back to his own area.</p>
<p>The 41-year-old white rhino never left zoo property, and there was a fence keeping him from public areas. It appeared the animal was able to escape because someone did not secure the gate.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Better keep that Rhino tied up next time!</p>
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		<title>How not to wash a car&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://aboutcoolness.com/fail/how-not-to-wash-a-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  that guy is K.O.&#8217;d!]]></description>
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<p> </p>
<p>that guy is K.O.&#8217;d!</p>
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		<title>How to to play a Wii</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is how not to play a Wii..   &#8220;Oh Gush&#8221; &#8220;momma!&#8217; Mumma!&#8221;  FAIL!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is how not to play a Wii..</p>
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<p> </p>
<p>&#8220;Oh Gush&#8221; &#8220;momma!&#8217; Mumma!&#8221; </p>
<p>FAIL!</p>
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		<title>Spitted er Japanese Hotplate Pizza</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took this pic in Nagashima Spaland(an amusement park in Japan) I almost puke..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took this pic in Nagashima Spaland(an amusement park in Japan)<br /><img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/081017-125935.jpg" title="Spitted er Japanese Hotplate Pizza" alt="081017 125935 Spitted er Japanese Hotplate Pizza" /></p>
<p>I almost puke..</p>
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		<title>Citibank Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Citibank Fail..]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Citibank Fail..<br /><img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/failciti.gif" width="514" height="329" title="Citibank Fail" alt="failciti Citibank Fail" /></p>
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		<title>French President FAIL</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[French president Nicolas Sarkozy is a victim of a phishing scam. French officials confirmed yesterday that he had money stolen from his bank account after inadvertently giving scammers his username and password through what was later found to be a phishing email. Woah! EPIC FAIL! Source: AllSpammedUp]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>French president Nicolas Sarkozy is a victim of a phishing scam. French officials confirmed yesterday that he had money stolen from his bank account after inadvertently giving scammers his username and password through what was later found to be a phishing email.<img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarkozy1.jpg" title="French President FAIL" alt="sarkozy1 French President FAIL" /></p>
<p>Woah! EPIC FAIL!</p>
<p>Source: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.allspammedup.com/2008/10/french-president-falls-for-phishing-scam/">AllSpammedUp</a></p>
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		<title>Atheism</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s atheism, makes perfect sense huh? have a good day!]]></description>
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<p>That&#8217;s atheism, makes perfect sense huh? <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' title="Atheism" /> <br />have a good day!</p>
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		<title>How to turn monitor into a mirror?</title>
		<link>http://aboutcoolness.com/fail/how-to-turn-monitor-into-a-mirror/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FAIL! OH NO&#8230;. woah! that&#8217;s just whacked..&#160; and sad&#8230; here&#8217;s the page of that question.. how to turn monitor into mirror]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>FAIL!</h1>
<p><img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mirror.jpg" width="548" height="161" title="How to turn monitor into a mirror?" alt="mirror How to turn monitor into a mirror?" /></p>
<p>OH NO&#8230;. woah! that&#8217;s just whacked..&nbsp; and sad&#8230;</p>
<p>here&#8217;s the page of that question.. <a target="_blank" href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923202508AAKhUd3">how to turn monitor into mirror</a></p>
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		<title>Slept with his wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[13yr olds answer to the quesion &#62; Question: CHECKING IN (Answer on your own and then hand in to the instructor) The water of the earth’s ocean stores lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean’s waters at Th = 10*C (283k). He thought he had a [...]]]></description>
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<p>13yr olds answer to the quesion &gt;</p>
<p>Question: <strong>CHECKING IN </strong>(Answer on your own and then hand in to the instructor)</p>
<p>The water of the earth’s ocean stores lots of heat. An engineer designed an ocean liner that would extract heat from the ocean’s waters at Th = 10*C (283k). He thought he had a good idea but his boss fired him. Explain.</p>
<p><strong>Answer</strong>:</p>
<p>Because he slept with his wife</p>
<p><strong>Teacher response: </strong></p>
<p>Johnathan, oh dear..</p>
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