Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute… [...]

Received this through email from notalwaysright.com: (A man walks up to our hot case with his wife and two little girls.) Me: “Hi! How may I help you?” Customer: “Hi – we wanted to get some chicken strips.” (As I am taking his order, I notice his daughters licking the hot case glass.) Me: “Excuse me sir, but [...]