If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it up.
4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
6. Then click here.

BEWARE: you can get arrested for this…
use at your own risk.. I don’t hold any responsibility!
XD tc…

Ninja VS Professors

via: PhDComics

The Mythbusters create a painting of the Mona Lisa using paintballs in .008 seconds

A BURGLAR who broke into the home of two sleeping men rubbed spices over the body of one and hit the other with 20cm sausage.

In what police in the US city of Fresno called one of the most bizarre cases they had come across, the burglar threw away the assault weapon as he fled and a dog ate it, the Fresno Bee newspaper reported.

Fresno County police officer Lieutenant Ian Burrimond said the suspect was found hiding in a field a few minutes later.

Deputies had no problem linking the suspect to the crime, he told the paper.

“It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID,” Lt Burrimond said.

Read more about this weird case here: The Australian News