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		<title>Study Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 07:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about a Study Fail! uh oh.. another anti-study kid Lol.. well he/she&#8217;s got the calculation right anyway.. XD _____________________________________________]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Talk about a Study Fail!<br />
<img style="max-width: 800px;" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/study-fail.jpg" alt="study fail Study Fail"  title="Study Fail" /></h3>
<p>uh oh.. another anti-study kid <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' title="Study Fail" />  Lol..</p>
<p>well he/she&#8217;s got the calculation right anyway.. XD<br />
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		<title>Beware of Zippers!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 07:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beware of Zippers! They are not what you think they are&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beware of Zippers! They are not what you think they are&#8230;</p>
<p><a title="Evil Fish" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27944358@N02/2607039631"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/2607039631_ce66700f27.jpg" alt="Evil Fish" title="Beware of Zippers!" /></a></p>
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		<title>5 Human Wonders</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 13:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Five Human Wonders…truly amazing…worth seeing THE MILLAU VIADUCT is part of the new E11 expressway connecting Paris and Barcelona and features the highest bridge piers ever constructed. The tallest is 240 meters high and the overall height will be an impressive 336 meters, making this the highest bridge in the world. First Air-conditioned bus station [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Five Human Wonders…truly amazing…worth seeing</p>
<p><a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-49" title="5-wonders1" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders1-300x153.jpg" alt="5 wonders1 300x153 5 Human Wonders" width="300" height="153" /></a></p>
<p><strong>THE MILLAU VIADUCT</strong> is part of the new E11 expressway connecting <strong>Paris and Barcelona</strong> and<br />
features the highest bridge piers ever constructed. The tallest is 240 meters high and the overall height will be an impressive 336 meters, making this the highest bridge in the world.</p>
<p><a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders21.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-53" title="5-wonders21" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders21-196x300.jpg" alt="5 wonders21 196x300 5 Human Wonders" width="196" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-50" title="5-wonders3" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders3-300x199.jpg" alt="5 wonders3 300x199 5 Human Wonders" width="300" height="199" /></a></p>
<p><strong>First Air-conditioned bus station in Dubai, UAE</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-51" title="5-wonders4" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders4-210x300.jpg" alt="5 wonders4 210x300 5 Human Wonders" width="210" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Toshiba Elevator and Building Systems Corp </strong>announced the installation of the <strong>world’s fastest passenger elevator</strong> just exactly where it is needed &#8211; <strong>in Taipei 101, the world’s tallest building</strong>. The elevator runs at a top speed of 1,010 meters per minute when ascending (600 meters per minute on the way down), which works out to 60.6 kilometers per hour. The Elevator can go from the 5th floor to the 89th floor in 39 seconds.</p>
<p><strong>World’s fastest elevator</strong> offers the following new technologies:<br />
* The world’s first pressure control system, which adjusts the atmospheric pressure inside a car by using suction and discharge blowers, preventing those riding inside the car experiencing ‘ear popping’.</p>
<p><a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders5.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-52" title="5-wonders5" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders5-199x300.jpg" alt="5 wonders5 199x300 5 Human Wonders" width="199" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>World’s First All-glass Undersea Restaurant Opens</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders51.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-54" title="5-wonders51" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders51-300x187.jpg" alt="5 wonders51 300x187 5 Human Wonders" width="300" height="187" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders52.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-55" title="5-wonders52" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders52-300x198.jpg" alt="5 wonders52 300x198 5 Human Wonders" width="300" height="198" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders53.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-56" title="5-wonders53" src="http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/5-wonders53-202x300.jpg" alt="5 wonders53 202x300 5 Human Wonders" width="202" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>The World’s First All-glass Undersea Restaurant Opens </strong></p>
<p>15 th April marks the day that the <strong>first ever all-glass undersea restaurant</strong> in the world opens its doors for business at the <strong>Hilton Maldives Resort &amp; Spa</strong>. It will sit five meters below the waves of the Indian Ocean, surrounded by a vibrant coral reef and encased in clear acrylic offering diners 270-degrees of panoramic underwater views.</p>
<p>“We have used aquarium technology to put diners face-to-face with the stunning underwater environment of the Maldives”, says Carsten Schieck, General Manager of Hilton Maldives Resort &amp; Spa. “Our guests always comment on being blown away by the colour, clarity, and beauty of the underwater world in the Maldives, so it seemed the perfect idea to build a restaurant where diners can experience fine cuisine and take time to enjoy the views &#8211; without ever getting their feet wet.”</p>
<p>Created by <strong>MJ Murphy Ltd</strong>, a design consultancy based in  New Zealand, Ithaa’s distinctive feature is the use of curved transparent acrylic walls and roof, similar to those used in aquarium attractions. “The fact that the entire restaurant except for the floor is made of clear acrylic makes this unique in the world,” continues Schieck, “We are currently planting a coral garden on the reef to add to the spectacular views of the rays, sharks and many colorful fish that live around the area.</p>
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		<title>Predictions from 1900</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is old but still it&#8217;s pretty cool what do you think? Start again, let&#8217;s predict for 2108 post your predictions.. here&#8217;s mine People will be able to travel faster like 30mins from Japan to Philippines for a very cheap price, just like riding a taxi. Via Reddit]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="what may happen in 2000" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27944358@N02/2607040763"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2607040763_64ab83c804_m.jpg" alt="what may happen in 2000" title="Predictions from 1900" /></a></p>
<p>I know this is old but still it&#8217;s pretty cool <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' title="Predictions from 1900" /><br />
what do you think? Start again, let&#8217;s predict for 2108 <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' title="Predictions from 1900" />  post your predictions..</p>
<p>here&#8217;s mine<br />
People will be able to travel faster like 30mins from Japan to Philippines for a very cheap price, just like riding a taxi.</p>
<p>Via <a href="http://www.reddit.com/info/61pp0/comments/">Reddit</a></p>
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		<title>Bacteriologist Romance</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[click it to make it larger.]]></description>
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<p>click it to make it larger.</p>
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		<title>How to Make $$$ with Your Computer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right! You can makes lots of $$$$$ using the simple method described below. There is no secret to this method, it has been around for hundreds of years &#8211; before computers even existed! Read all about it below. People have been making $$ this way for a long time &#8211; in fact, it is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: verdana,geneva,helvetica; font-size: x-small;">That&#8217;s                      right! You can makes lots of $$$$$ using the simple method                      described below. There is no secret to this method, it has                      been around for hundreds of years &#8211; before computers even                      existed! Read all about it below.</span> <span style="font-family: verdana,geneva,helvetica; font-size: x-small;">People have                      been making $$ this way for a long time &#8211; in fact, it is                      estimated that over $ 100 trillion has been made this way by                      hundreds of millions of people.  Don&#8217;t worry this is not                      complicated &#8211; everything is completely automated and you                      won&#8217;t have to sink any money into it.</span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.webconnoisseur.com/humor/makemoney.html">How to make $$$ with you computer</a></p>
<p>it&#8217;s guaranteed $$$ <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' title="How to Make $$$ with Your Computer" /> </p>
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		<title>High Fidelity</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 09:03:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here I am again for another blog review As I said in my 1st blog review I just started Reviewing Blogs. and that&#8217;s my first one so don&#8217;t expect too much in this post High Fidelity the title tag says &#8220;fun with top five lists (just like the book and movie)&#8221; but not limited to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here I am again for another blog review <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' title="High Fidelity" />  As I said in my <a href="http://aboutcoolness.com/reviews/shellys-blog/">1st blog review</a></p>
<p>I just started Reviewing Blogs. and that&#8217;s my first one <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' title="High Fidelity" />  so don&#8217;t expect too much in this post <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' title="High Fidelity" /> </p>
<p><a href="http://hifidel.blogspot.com/">High Fidelity</a> the title tag says &#8220;<span>fun with top five lists (just like the book and movie)&#8221;</span></p>
<p>but not limited to books and movies</p>
<p>The blog started since 2006 and there&#8217;s been a lot of posts/topics about everything to read about top 5&#8242;s hate it or like it it&#8217;s top 5&#8242;s <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' title="High Fidelity" /> </p>
<p><a href="http://http://hifidel.blogspot.com/2008/06/top-five-things-to-love-about-pringles.html">Pringles</a> anyone?</p>
<p><a href="http://hifidel.blogspot.com/2008/06/top-five-things-to-love-about-overnight.html">Overnight</a><a href="http://hifidel.blogspot.com/2008/06/top-five-things-to-love-about-overnight.html"> activities</a>? (hey i like overnight activities <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' title="High Fidelity" />  )</p>
<p><a href="http://hifidel.blogspot.com/2008/05/top-five-ways-to-generate-traffic-to.html">Top 5 ways to generate traffic to your website</a> <img src='http://aboutcoolness.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' title="High Fidelity" />  hey I like that post hehe</p>
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		<title>Scariest Prank Ever!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 04:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[scariest prank ever(Italy) &#8221; Italians are really crazy with candid camera. We don&#8217;t understand how this aired at Italian TV? They scared girl so much that it crossed line of funny. Her life is shorted for few years, for sure&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; funny-camera.com this guys are crazy! I can&#8217;t believe they did that to that woman&#8230; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://funny-camera.com/scariest.php">scariest prank ever(Italy)</a></p>
<p>&#8221;</p>
<p class="Orange">Italians are really crazy with  								candid camera. We don&#8217;t understand how this aired  								at Italian TV? They scared girl so much  								that it crossed line of funny.</p>
<p class="Orange">Her life is shorted for few years, for sure&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; funny-camera.com</p>
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<p class="Orange">this guys are crazy! I can&#8217;t believe they did that to that woman&#8230; just watch it and judge them.. -_-</p>
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		<title>Funny Computer Tech Support</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 01:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute… [...]]]></description>
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</script>Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?<br />
Female customer: A white one…</p>
<p>===============<br />
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.<br />
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?<br />
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.<br />
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.<br />
Customer: No, wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….</p>
<p>===============</p>
<p>Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.<br />
Customer: Your left or my left?</p>
<p>===============</p>
<p>Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?<br />
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.<br />
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…<br />
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.</p>
<p>===============</p>
<p>Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…</p>
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<p>Customer: I have problems printing in red…<br />
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?<br />
Customer: Aaaah………………..thank you.</p>
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<p>Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?<br />
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.</p>
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<p>Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.<br />
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?<br />
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.<br />
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back<br />
Customer:! OK<br />
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?<br />
Customer: Yes<br />
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?<br />
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work…</p>
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<p>Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.<br />
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?</p>
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<p>Customer: can’t get on the Internet.<br />
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?<br />
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.<br />
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?<br />
Customer: Five stars.</p>
<p>===============</p>
<p>Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?<br />
Customer: Netscape.<br />
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.<br />
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.</p>
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<p>Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.</p>
<p>===============</p>
<p>Tech support: How may I help you?<br />
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.<br />
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?<br />
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?</p>
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<p>A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.<br />
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?<br />
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”</p>
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<p>And last but not least…</p>
<p>Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager”<br />
Customer: I don’t have a P.<br />
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.<br />
Customer: What do you mean?<br />
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.<br />
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!</p>
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