About Coolness

don’t forget aol on the corner of the pic..

Have you seen the new Lacoste ad?

ROFL… Bill Gates switched to Ubuntu Linux too.. let’s all switch! XD

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can’t afford.

Obsolete - Any computer you own.

Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.

G3 - Apple’s new Macs that make you say “Gee, three times faster than
the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.”

Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, “Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.”

Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.

GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced “gooey”)

Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

Using Verizon wireless? expect this..