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Ok I know that you know how to order pizza but isn’t is boring by saying the same thing all the time? want to say something new? here’s some hilarious suggestions

1. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
2. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
3. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, “Okay, that’ll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window.”
4. When they say, “What would you like?” say, “Huh? Oh, you mean now.”
5. Dance all around the word “pizza.” Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, “Please don’t mention that word.”
6. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
7. When they say, “Will that be all?” snicker and say, “We’ll find out, won’t we?”
8. When you’re given the price, say, “Ooh, that sounds complicated. I hate math.”
9. Put them on hold.
10. Start the conversation by reciting today’s date and saying, “This may be my last entry.”
11. When they repeat your order, say, “Again, with a little more ‘oomph’ this time.”
12. Start the conversation with “My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and… action!”
13. Order two toppings, then say, “No, they’ll start fighting.”
14. Change your accent every three seconds.
15. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, “Last guy let me do it.”

I personally liked the 1st one..

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scariest prank ever(Italy)

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Italians are really crazy with candid camera. We don’t understand how this aired at Italian TV? They scared girl so much that it crossed line of funny.

Her life is shorted for few years, for sure…” - funny-camera.com

this guys are crazy! I can’t believe they did that to that woman… just watch it and judge them.. -_-

This guy straps firecrackers on his friends feet while sleeping!

Straping Firecracker to a sleeping victim