A BURGLAR who broke into the home of two sleeping men rubbed spices over the body of one and hit the other with 20cm sausage. In what police in the US city of Fresno called one of the most bizarre cases they had come across, the burglar threw away the assault weapon as he fled [...]

Mario is menace.. Funniest article on a newspaper I’ve ever seen.. Hmm.. Ok?.. what about throwing turtles? XD

Authorities say seven people attending high school graduations in Rock Hill are facing charges after police say they cheered while students’ names were being called. Authorities say six people at Fort Mill High School’s graduation were charged Saturday and a seventh at the graduation for York Comprehensive High School was charged Friday with disorderly conduct. [...]