Received this through email from notalwaysright.com: (A man walks up to our hot case with his wife and two little girls.) Me: “Hi! How may I help you?” Customer: “Hi – we wanted to get some chicken strips.” (As I am taking his order, I notice his daughters licking the hot case glass.) Me: “Excuse me sir, but [...]

I took this pic in Nagashima Spaland(an amusement park in Japan) I almost puke..

A blond was watching the news with her husband when the newscaster said two Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident. The blond starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible so many men dying that way!” Confused, he said, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is always that risk [...]