uh oh.. another anti-study kid Lol..

well he/she’s got the calculation right anyway.. XD
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that guy is K.O.’d!

“Oh Gush” “momma!’ Mumma!” 

FAIL!

They’re serious.. it’s cheaper!

A funny scene from Rush Hour 3

do the math?..

(A man walks up to our hot case with his wife and two little girls.)

Me: “Hi! How may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi – we wanted to get some chicken strips.”

(As I am taking his order, I notice his daughters licking the hot case glass.)

Me: “Excuse me sir, but your daughters are licking the glass.”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “Well…aside from the fact that the glass is hot, we cleaned it this morning with a chemical cleaner to wash off a layer of grease build-up.”

Customer: “So?”

Me: “The chemical we used is a known carcinogen. I might suggest that you stop your daughters from ingesting it.”

Customer: “Look, lady. You’ve obviously never been a parent. When you have kids, you’ll learn that it’s MUCH easier to just let your kids do whatever they want.”

I almost puke..

The blond starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible so many men dying
that way!”

Confused, he said, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were
skydiving and there is always that risk involved.”

After a few minutes
the blond, still sobbing asks, “How many is a Brazilian?”

Thanks to dennistruckdriver from MLP forums for this