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Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren’t representative of their actual usage, and no matter how they tried to conserve, the high bills continued. Although they could see nothing wrong, they had everything checked for leaks or problems: the water meter, outdoor pipes, indoor pipes, underground pipes, faucets, toilets, washer, ice maker, etc., all to no avail.

One day Jim was sick and stayed home in bed, but kept hearing water running downstairs. He finally got out of his sick bed to investigate, and stumbled onto the cause of the bills. Apparently this was happening all day long when they were not at home.

Knowing that few would believe him, he taped a segment of the “problem” for posterity:

uh oh he’s threatening to call his lawyer for using/hotlinking other people’s images on his site! woah.. who needs a lwawyer now?…

Ok I know that you know how to order pizza but isn’t is boring by saying the same thing all the time? want to say something new? here’s some hilarious suggestions

1. Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
2. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
3. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, “Okay, that’ll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window.”
4. When they say, “What would you like?” say, “Huh? Oh, you mean now.”
5. Dance all around the word “pizza.” Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, “Please don’t mention that word.”
6. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
7. When they say, “Will that be all?” snicker and say, “We’ll find out, won’t we?”
8. When you’re given the price, say, “Ooh, that sounds complicated. I hate math.”
9. Put them on hold.
10. Start the conversation by reciting today’s date and saying, “This may be my last entry.”
11. When they repeat your order, say, “Again, with a little more ‘oomph’ this time.”
12. Start the conversation with “My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and… action!”
13. Order two toppings, then say, “No, they’ll start fighting.”
14. Change your accent every three seconds.
15. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, “Last guy let me do it.”

I personally liked the 1st one..

via: purpleslinky

Hiya Readers! I’m entering another contest! this is one of my entries, to post about the Entrecard and SezWho(you see that rating thing? that’s SezWho cool huh? :)) Joined their forces to defeat the dark side! oops I mean to make entrecard and sezwho a whole lot better! now everyone who comments on posts that have sezwho and entrecard will earn Entrecard points isn’t that cool?!

and btw Thanks to entrecard I get alot of traffic from them :D!

No this is not an error on my blog..

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